There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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