i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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