Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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