So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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