I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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