I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize