i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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