he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I believe in your delicious
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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