At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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