she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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