road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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