Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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