No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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