Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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