I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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