His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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