dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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