they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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