just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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