All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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