Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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