I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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