East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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