Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records