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i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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