Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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