Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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