I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
this will be a night to untag.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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