Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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