We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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