My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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