I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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