Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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