i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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