I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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