He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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