i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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