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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

So how was the sex with me last night?

(703): View more from Virginia

No worse than usual.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!

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(716): View more from New York

I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?

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