she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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