This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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