Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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