You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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