Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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