yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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