And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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