i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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