i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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