Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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