let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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