girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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