We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
All I want is dick and wine.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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