WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
