is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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