Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Fuck appropriateness.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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