with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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